Spiders are actually terrible spellers.

Glam jungles only cover 6% of the Earth’s surface.

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Snake is the most unmotivated animal. This true science fact is brought to you by Grad School.

Lion hairballs are the most disgusting in the Animal Kingdom.

Cheetah thinks these spots make his butt look big.

Posh penguins are judgmental. 

Ostrich dreamed of being Serengeti Prom Queen.

I’m endangered, gimme your cola.